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Mangled Mark
Heckles Sweaty Embryos
With Sawn Off Teeth


Break-Nosed Wimple
Batters Enthusiastic
Groove Stick


Bespangled Comb-Juice
Careens Out
Fabulous Floppy Clocks


Fat Drink Deflects
Postural Bandaging


Siphon Of Disgust
Quaff Humorous Teasels


Guttural Blistering
Confuses Sandwich Edge
Your Address


Resides In My Neurons
Through Inter-Stellar Osmosis


Maxwell Pogos
At Mark Ten
Past Space and Vortex


Stock-Man Sheds
His Outer Splendidtries
With Maximum Precision


Blatant Oxymoron
Implies Narrow
Commercial Bonus


"Rump-Steak" Rufus
Implodes With Gleeful
Brainfuls Of Gunge


Foetal Display
Denies Poetic Injustice
Go Speckled Sidekick


Smithereens Sieve Utilising
Unseen Circumstances


Smile Splits Pornography
Simplifying Meninges


Puddle Bonanza
Sinks My Gazebo


Neurotic Fuse Saved
Through Kamakaze
Paranoia


Gammy Floss
Pursues My Acrobatics
Undoing My Violin


Artillery Always Gets Sucked
Into My Apparatus
Trailing Gouda


Mandibles Limp
Languidly Shuffling Clay
A Thorough Isotope


Rock And Roll
Breaks My Income
Kookookachoo


Delirium Rumbles
Under Onomatopoeic
Funnelscapes


Dharma Funk Challenges
Pedestrian Parachute


Why Have Two Eyes?
All Reason Is Sprightly


Decimal Dent
Ruptures Frozen Sutra


This Bendy Sound Track
Like Nail Filings
It Slinks


Salami Has Secret Powers
Unleashed...
I Broke The Cliche


Bursting My Drain-Valve
Fingers Of
Discombobulation


Radial Sniggerings
Causes Something
Nine Inches of Time


Inner Grains
They Slam The Slob
He Shaves Inwardly


Sleet Twinkles Darkly
Giblets In The Wind
They Smell Stickily


Perpendicular Park-Steams
Heartstrings Aren't Focal


Grid Of Disproportions
Ruins My Gristle


I Have No Species
It Helps Me Subproject


Deluxe Beer
It Is Deluxe
I am Confused


Canister Of Doom
It Cures Consciousness
What Is The Point?


Ultra-Bavaria
Pours Through His Trousers
It's Disconcerting


Primate Awareness
Catalyses Dumb Gesture


The Limits Of Taste
They Are Limitless


Honourable Metal Film
Boils On Diseased Placard


Central Intestine
A Logical Embarrassment
It Clots All Expression


Human Nest
Infests Feline Antics
She Scoffs My Memoirs


The Skull Has Been Tapped
Keeping Conference With
All Of Its Many Excesses


This Marzipan
Is A Florentine Tar-Seal
For Girdle Scones


Cuts Of Meat And Their Uses
Exceed Good Taste When
Combined With Tattooing


Pathetic Suit
Is The Opposite Of
Bovine Construction


This Conclusion
Makes Me Want To Dissolve
Tacky Zap-Attack


Garlic Tissues
Fume in my Sinuses
Nightmares Of Snot


Poetry Police
Strangle My Antiverse
That Vomits Forth


Quotients Offer Slivers
That Spasm Squirting


Pedigree Slurry Is
Of Dubious Consistency
Elongating My Cello


Tiers Of Static Bots
Stuck In My Parfait
Mumble Songs That Suck


Donation Of Prosthetics
Discharges Sonic Target


Forensic Parody
Proclaims Terrible Hair Styles


Sub-Standard Wax
I Give It No Credit


Ceramic Gear Change
Blossoms
Altruistic Convenience


Confessions Of Crumble
Polluting Crab-Like
Occupation


The Temptation To Steal
Finger-Like Replications
Makes Me Want To Rock


Ultra Spandex Ballet
Obliterates
All My Reflexes


Fully External Roadtrip
Paralyses Scallop
Identity


Papal Mimicry
Decrees Flavourless
Shopping Accident


Immense Jelly-Fist
Frustrates Random Protocol


Escapism By Means Of
Cute Pathos Parade


Warbling Ninny Facilitates
Convenient Scape-Walrus


Self-Districating Sponge
It Is Hard To Look At


Metallic-Heads Frustrate
Facial-Thistle Spoof


Giant Spurting Mnemonic
This One Is Best Forgotten


Navel Extensions Pursue
Silicon Dogma Through
Rotary Government Pay-Off


Proximity Victims
Froth As They Talk
Micturating Opinions


Federal Pus Tax
High On Gross
Entertainment Value


Post Futurist Screams
Mummified Jazz
Caracachuka


This Scary Pudding
Excommunicates Itself
With Spatula Accessories


Blatant Minimalisms
Flow Rampantly At
Sack-Butt Rehearsal


Persuasion Through
Electro-Forcep
Protagonism


This Carpet Lizard
Has A Post Granular Degree
It Causes Eyeball-Ache


Cultural Miss
Precludes Uncomfort
Enjoy


Mr Usurper
Qualifies For
Benevolent Clutch Escort


I Must Interrupt
This Pandemonium
My Plasma Has Leaked


Flawed Porpoise Convention
A Complicated Disco
Of Splendid Drug Competition


This Painful Beam
Has Burst My Treacle
Sardonic Fits Of Fun


Mono-Cosmic Introspection
Magnum Traffic Disturbance
These Are Unrelated


Tubular Musk
Whirring Flip Flop Skank
Everything Was Alright


Asthma Truck
Churns With Congealment
Oh What A Slappy Glee-Pot


Autumn Leaks Espionage
Throughout One's Spud Tanks
Tickling My Follicles


Apparent Prefix
Has Ruminated Ibiscus
With It's Flim Flammery


Assemblage Of Pity
Convacates Internally
Endorsing Neo-Disorder


Squirting Crumple Pete Emits
A Binocular Whisper


Cartilaginous Yearns
This Malevolent Fixture
Simply Divine


Snorkel Laboratory
Splutters Experimentally
Stuff This Rhyme Scheme


Flagrant Misnomer Creates
Beige Bamboozlement


Negative Reaction Disturbs
Diagonal Tusk Force


Poly Descriptive Scum
Never Fail To Fume
Ruining The Punchline


Gumble Flicks Distress
Into My Head
Goodbye Dangling Ego


Bleating Conundrum
Twists Gangly Bangles
Sirens Of Subversion


Diabolic Pantheon
Hyperbole Scrapes The Bottom


This Burbling Sprocket
Transcends The Need For An Excuse


Several Demented Districts
Have Messily Conjoined
Evil Has Won Ha Ha


Effergizing Beef Sundae
Oozes Among Ankles
Who am I Kidding?


Thanks For The Foliage
Blooming like Moustaches
It Entertains With Small Crimes


Lubrication Of
Inter-Cellular Pixies
This will End In Tears


This Mingling Flock
With Furious Balloons
Has Consumed My Knish


Nothing Will Stop
My Sanguine Stares
As I Cram Connoisseurs


These Frithful Foibles
Will Now Resume Contact Art


My Wilful Deconstructions
Will Devour Dorsal Dunkings
But Only On Thursdays


Indefinite Pylons Protrude
I Loom In Self-Reference


Jovial Rural Overflow
Insert Random Animal
This Is An Ode


Disco Meringue
Dislocates Everything


This Elegant Rupture
Rumbles With Delightful Fuzz
The Violence Will Start Now


My Scalp
Has Finally Eloped
Hooray For Legumes


In This Fray
One and One Half Muffled Midgets
Trample Tremendous Turmoil


A Cocktail Of
Global Undress
I Am Not Disillusioned


A Social Conglomerate
Measures Me Sideways
Smothered In Outer Layers


Pancake Oasis
Where Is My Discus?
That Benevolent Sidecar


Let Us Disregard
Handfuls Of Insignificance
Everything I Own Has Burst


Reduction Of Numerals
Will Hurt The Precinct
Lets All Get Dumb


I have Presumed
More Than My Wealth
Sunday Will Derange Me


This Narcoleptic Scaffold
Sieves Through Structural Dithery


My Wakeful Anemone
It Goes Jingle Jangle


The Loam Has Divaricated
It Brought Me Such Indifference


This Charred Morsel
Will Compete for Displeasure
Sasquatches Are Redundant


Mr Varicose
Collects Surplus Flattery
Intravenously


Morose Squirrel Magnetism
Disservice With a Smile
I Have Lost The Plot


Oh Marvellous Miscreant
Mottled With Serpentine Swirls
We are all Happy Creatures


Soothing Surf
With Fortissimo
My Electronic Bucket Weeps


Rumpelstiltskin Trumpets
Vicious Robot Attack
Distressing Prolific Damsels


Sporadic Labyrinth
Spread Between Nodes
Would Make a Bad Movie


Fumbling Sleight of Eye
Where Is My Terrific Slog?


Cavities Crackle
Sauteed In Drab Remark
v I Am Speechless


Jocular Grunching
Is Predisposed to Panic


Oh Enormous Blot
Where’s Rorschach When You Need Him?


Daft Sub-Commitee
Will Reintoxicate
At No Further Notice


I Must Overcome
This Spam Dilemma
Canned Meat Is Weird


Lupine Wails
Smother Lunar Cheese-Sack


Dispose Of Darstardly Egg-Nog
I Spilt On The Sky
Androgenus Heart Attack


Dig Funky Fly-Dance
Directed at
Slang Mercenaries


Swollen Artifact
Ichthyological Ruins
Tonight will Envelope It’self


Reconstitution Of
Cryptic Evangelist
Will Result In Doom


Spilling Milk Over Tears
I Slide On Head Wax


This Pop Concertina
Whittles Existentialism
Elvis Is Not a Verb


Gargle me Sideways
This Pungent Democracy
Suggests a Toothpaste Battle

Waves of Disgruntlement
Unravel With
Screaming Prejudice


Fat Triad Emits
Mondo Elation


Loquacious Décor
Surrounds Me
And My Multi-Organism


Pulling Personalities
With Shopping Mall Shadows
Money Is Justification


These Pasta Nodules
Encase Me In Nostalgia
Denting My Self-Esteem


First-Date Radiation Mishap
Can't Be In My Best Interests


Bent Laundry Freakout
The Squeegies Might Eat Me


Morose Triage Gambit
Gambling And Hospitals
I Have Crossed The Line


Gratuitous Urban Sausage
Intense Meat-Product Involvement
A Few Of My Favourite Things